New Library Protection & Student Welfare Officer Appointed
This week it has been announced that a new Library Protection and Student Welfare Officer has been appointed at CMRS. Signor Uccello will not be taking up formal duties until later in the semester, but he has already written to all students to announce his appointment and to explain, 'I am highly esteemed for my skill in stress management and expect to be of particular service to students during essay crises and before exams.'
